turner brown

[lumberslinger178]

A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks
up and sees
this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy
sees the little
guy staring at him, looks down and says: "7 feet tall,
350 pounds, 20
inch private, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right
testicle, Turner
Brown."

The white man faints and falls to the floor. The big
guy kneels down
and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says,
"What's wrong with
you?"

In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did
you say to me?"
The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and
figured I'd just give
you the answers to the questions everyone always asks
me.

I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch
private, my
left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle
weighs 3 pounds, and
my name is Turner Brown."

The small guy says, "Turner Brown?!...Sweet Jesus, I
thought you said,
"Turn around"!