Used boat ads are.....” funny”

[bgreene]

I’ve found lots of BS associated with boats for sale...here are a few funny ones:

1. The hate to see her go.....when it means can’t wait to sell before the problem becomes worse and it becomes hard to sell.

2. The limited pics ad - Hey why no pictures of the deck, seating, helm and cuddy?
Could it be because it’s rotted out busted up and looks horrible?

3. The “ in good shape for its age”.....oh that’s a real winner that can mean transom , deck, etc water logged over past 30 years kept in water.

4 “ Freshly cleaned up”.....buyer beware for the good old painted over the rust routine!

Got others ?