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Lay Off Letter
Lay Off Letter
Little wonder why this guy is boss. He is sharp! You can't be any fairer than this leader... Dear Employees: As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barrack Obama is our President and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%. But since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off sixty of our employees instead. This has really been bothering me since I believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who would have to go. So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lots and found sixty 'Obama' bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the ones to let go. I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem. They voted for change......I gave it to them . I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.
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1987 V20 w/1987 150HP Yamaha on a Shoreland'r Trailer 1978 16.5 Airslot w/1996 120HP Force on a Four Winns trailer 1996 V21 w/1993 200HP Mercury on a Shoreline Trailer All towed by a 5.7L Hemi Durango. If God didn't have a purpose for us we wouldn't be here, so Live simply, Love generously, Care deeply, Speak kindly. (Leave the rest to God)  Silence, in the face of evil, is itself evil. Not to speak is to speak, not to act is to act. God will not hold us guiltless. 
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07-18-2011, 05:09 PM
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lol ive seen this before tru tru.
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07-18-2011, 08:08 PM
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I can go to a defense contrators plant here in Mass. and see half the cars in the employees parking lot with UAW or IBEW bumperstickers and many of them have New Hampster license plates with the "Live Free or Die" slogan on them.
Talking out both sides of your mouth or what?
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