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Forgot my glasses
Yesterday my daughter asked why I didn't do something useful with my time. She suggested I go down to the senior center and hang out with the girls. I did this and when I got home last night I told her that I had joined a parachute club. She said "Are you crazy? You're way too old to start jumping out of airplanes?" I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card. She said to me, "Oh Mom!! ... where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!" I'm in trouble again and don't know what to do! I signed up for five jumps a week! Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier.
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Tis better to be quiet and thought a fool than open your mouth and prove it!! 1991 V-20 cuddy I/O 350 volvo duo prop, 1998 15ft Grumman 9.9 Johnson  
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