Summer Classes for Women

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>at ADULT LEARNING CENTER
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> REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
> by Tuesday, July 5, 2009
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> NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
> OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.
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> Class 1
> Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
> Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
> Meets 4 wks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM...
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> Class 2
> Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or *****ing About It for 3 Hours?
> Round Table Discussion.
> Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
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> Class 3
> Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate.
> Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
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> Class 4
> Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
> Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
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> Class 5
> Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
> Examples on Video.
> Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
> at 7:00 PM
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> Class 6
> How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Sports Program.
> Help Line Support and Support Groups.
> Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
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> Class 7
> Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
> Open Forum.
> Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
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> Class 8
> Health Watch--They Make Medicines for PMS - USE IT!
> Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
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> Class 9
> I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.
> Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.
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> Class 10
> How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
> Driving Simulations.
> 4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.
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> Class 11
> Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield.
> Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
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> Class 12
> How to Shop by Yourself.
> Meets 4 wks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
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> Class 13
> How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering To Take a List To The Store, Avoiding Separate Trips for Each Item Needed, and Having The Checkbook Pre-Filled and Ready at The Checkout Counter.
> Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
> Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
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> Class 14
> The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used.
> Live Demonstration.
> Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.
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> Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.