[macojoe]

A teacher was doing a study testing the taste senses of first graders, using a bowl of Lifesavers. The children began to say:

'Red............cherry,'

'Yellow.........lemon,'

'Green..........lime,'

' Orange .orange,'

Finally the teacher gave them all honey Lifesavers.

After eating them, none of the children could identify the taste.

'Well,' she said, 'I'll give you all a clue;

It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.'

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her Lifesaver out and yelled:

'Oh My Gosh, everyone spit them out!!!! They're a-holes!'