[parishht]

You guys have got it all wrong, Phat's wife is not his mother.
She is the mother of his children, and until they get jobs
and can buy gifts themselves, he has to give them money.
But once they get jobs he's off the hook.

Now that my boys are grown and out of the house,
the CEO gets more upset with them when they fail to acknowledge.

Now birthdays, that is a different story, don't even get
her a weedwhacker - EVEN IF SHE ASKS FOR ONE.