[reelapeelin]

THREE NUNS WERE ATTENDING A HOCKEY GAME. THREE MEN WERE SITTING
DIRECTLY BEHIND. BECAUSE THEIR HABITS WERE PARTIALLY BLOCKING THE VIEW,
HE MEN DECIDED TO BADGER THE NUNS HOPING THAT THEY'D GET ANNOYED
ENOUGH TO MOVE TO ANOTHER AREA.

IN A VERY LOUD VOICE, THE FIRST GUY SAID, "I THINK I'M GOING TO
MOVE TO UTAH . THERE ARE ONLY 100 NUNS LIVING THERE."

THEN THE SECOND GUY SPOKE UP AND SAID, "I WANT TO GO TO MONTANA
THERE ARE ONLY 5O NUNS LIVING THERE."

THE THIRD GUY SAID, "I WANT TO GO TO IDAHO . THERE ARE ONLY 25
NUNS LIVING THERE."

ONE OF THE NUNS TURNED AROUND, LOOKED AT THE MEN, AND IN A VERY
SWEET AND CALM VOICE SAID, "WHY DON'T YOU GO TO HELL.
THERE AREN'T ANY NUNS THERE."


Gotta love those Catholics