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Unread 04-17-2007, 05:37 PM
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Dear Abby,
I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs......... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.

My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work,... you don't know them."

I always try to stay awake to look out for her coming home, but I usually fall asleep. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

Around midnight, I decided to hide in the garage behind my boat so I could get a good view of the whole street when she arrived home from a night out with "the girls". It was at that moment, crouching behind my boat, that I noticed a small puddle of oil under the skeg of my outboard.
Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer where I bought it?
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