[reelapeelin]

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat.
> As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the
> most beautiful woman boarding the plane.
>
> He soon realized she was heading straight
> towards his seat. As fate would have it,
> she took the seat right beside his.
>
> Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted
> out, "Business trip or pleasure?"
>
> She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm
> going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America
> Convention in Boston."
>
> He swallowed hard. Here was the most
> gorgeous w oman he had ever seen
> sitting next to him, and she was going to a
> meeting of nymphomaniacs.
>
> Struggling to maintain his composure, he
> calmly asked, "What's your business role
> at this convention?"
>
> "Lecturer," she responded. "I use information
> that I have learned from my personal
> experiences to debunk some of the
> popular myths about sexuality."
>
> "Really?" he said. "And what kind of
> myths are there?"
>
> "Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that
> African-American men are the most well-endowed
> of all men, when in fact it is the Native American
> Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.
>
> Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the
> best lovers when actually it is men of ***ish
> descent who are the best.
>
> I have also discovered that the lover with
> absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck."
>
> Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable
> and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really
> be discussing all of this with you. I don't even know
> your name."
>
> "Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein, but
> my friends call me Bubba. 8) ...