[reelapeelin]

> The Phone Call
>
> The Phone Call
>
> Ring...Ring...Ring
>
> "Hello?"
>
> "Hi honey.
>
>
> This is Daddy.
>
> Is Mommy near the phone?"
>
>
> "No Daddy.
>
>
> She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."
>
> After a brief pause,
>
> Daddy says,
>
> "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul."
>
> "Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now", the
> child says.
>
> Brief Pause.
>
>
> "Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.
>
>
> Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom
> door
>
> and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway."
>
>
> "Okay Daddy, just a minute."
>
> A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.
>
> "I did it Daddy."
>
> "And what happened honey?" he asked.
>
> "Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on
>
> and ran around screaming.
>
> Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she
> isn't moving at all!"
>
>
> "Oh my God!!!
>
>
> What about your Uncle Paul?"
>
>
> "He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.
>
> He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window
>
> and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out
> the water
>
> last week to clean it.
>
>
> He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead."
>
>
> ***Long Pause***
>
>
> ***Longer Pause***
>
>
>
> ***Even Longer Pause***
>
>
> Then Daddy says,
>
>
> "Swimming pool? .
>
>
> Is this 486-5731?"
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