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Are You A Real Boater?
Boating Quiz #1

Have You Ever...
1. Fallen off your boat
2. Fallen off a dock
3. Been rocked off a porto-potty
4. Forgotten to put the plug in
5. Spun a prop
6. Taken off with the anchor down
7. Gotten lost on the water
8. Run out of gas
9. Gotten stuck on a sand bar
10. Let your car stay broken so you could spend money to have your boat fixed
11. Paid too much for a boat
12. Not been able to put a part back together that you disassembled to fix
13. Been stuck in the rain
14. Dropped a watch or piece of ***elry overboard

Scoring: If you have said yes to 10 or more - you are a REAL boater.
7-10 First Mate.
4-6 Cabin Boy.
0-3 Swabbie.