[parishht]

An old Italian Mafia "Don" is dying and he calls his grandson to his bed.

"Lissin-a me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome plated 38 revolver
so you always remember me."

"But grandpa, I really don't lika guns. Howz about you
leava me your Rolex watch instead?"

"Shuddup an'a lissin. Somma day you gonna runna DA business. You gonna
have a beautifula wife, lotsa money,
a bigga home and maybe a couple a bambinos.

Somma day you gonna comma home and maybe find your wife inna bed with
another man. Whadda you gonna do then ... Pointa to you watch and say,

"Times up"