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Born a Baptist
>>>>
>>>> Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up
>>>> his outdoor grill and cook
>>>> a venison steak. But, all of Bubba's neighbors were
>>>> Catholic....And since it
>>>> was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on
>>>> Friday.
>>>>
>>>> The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks
>>>> was causing such a
>>>> problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally
>>>> talked to their priest.
>>>>
>>>> The Priest came to visit Bubba, and suggested that
>>>> he become a Catholic.
>>>> After several classes and much study, Bubba attended
>>>> Mass, and as the priest
>>>> sprinkled holy water over him, he said, "You were
>>>> born a
>>>> Baptist, and raised a Baptist, but now you are a
>>>> Catholic."
>>>>
>>>> Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved, until
>>>> Friday night arrived, and the
>>>> wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the
>>>> neighborhood.
>>>>
>>>> The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors,
>>>> and, as he rushed into
>>>> Bubba's yard, clutching a rosary and prepared to
>>>> scold him, he stopped and
>>>> watched in amazement.
>>>>
>>>> There stood Bubba, clutching a small bottle of holy
>>>> water which he carefully
>>>> sprinkled over the grilling meat and chanted:
>>>>
>>>> "You wuz born a deer, you wuz raised a deer, but
>>>> now you a catfish."
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>