[THEFERMANATOR]

There was these two flies flying over a lake and they decided to fly down and get a drink. There were two fish in the lake.

One fish says "See those two flies, they're going to come down and get a drink, and we're going to get the flies".

There were two bears by the lake. One bear says "See those two flies? They're going to fly down and get a drink, the fish are going to jump up and get the flies, and we're going to get the fish".

There were two hunters behind a bush. One said "See those two flies? The flies are going to get a drink, the fish are going to get the flies, the bears are going to get the fish, and then we're going to shoot the bears".

There were two mice. One mouse says" See those two flies? They're going to get a drink, the fish are going to get the flies, the bears are going to get the fish, the hunters are going to shoot the bears and their cheese sandwiches are going to fall out of their pocket, and we're going to get the sandwiches".

There were two cats. One cat says "see those two flies? They're going to get a drink, the fish are going to get the flies, the bears are going to get the fish, the hunters are going to shoot the bears and their cheese sandwiches are going to fall out and the mice are going to get the sandwiches, then we are going to get the mice."

Sure enough the flies get a drink and the fish jump up and get the flies. The bears get the fish and the hunters shoot the bears. The cheese sandwiches fall out of their pockets and the mice get the sandwiches. The cats leap toward the mice and miss, ending up in the lake.

Know what the moral of the story is?

When the fly goes down, the ***** gets wet!