[reelapeelin]

A man, returning home a day early from a business trip, got into a
> taxi at the airport.
> It was after midnight. While en route to his home, he asked the
> cabby if he would come in with him and be a witness.
> Suspecting his wife was having an affair, he intended to catch her
> in The act.
> For $100, the cabby agreed.
> Quietly, the husband and the cabby tiptoed into the bedroom.
> The husband switched on the lights, yanked the blanket back and
> there was his wife in bed with another man. The husband put a gun to the naked man's head.
> The wife shouted, "Don't do it! This man has been very generous! I lied when I told you I Inherited money.
> He paid for the Corvette I bought for you.
> He paid for our new cabin cruiser.
> He paid for your Green Bay Packer season tickets.
> He paid for our house at the lake.
> He paid for our country club membership and he even pays the
> monthly dues!"
> Shaking his head the husband slowly lowered the gun.
> He looked over at the cab driver and said, "What would you do?"
> The cabby said, "I'd cover him up with that blanket before he
> catches a cold."
>