[reelapeelin]

BOY'S CONFESSION:
> >
> > "Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have
> been with a loose girl".
> >
> > The priest asks, "Is that you, little Johnny
> Parisi?"
> >
> > "Yes, Father, it is."
> >
> > "And who was the girl you were with?"
> >
> > "I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin
> her reputation."
> >
> > "Well, Johnny , I'm sure to find out her name
> sooner or later, so you
> > may as well tell me now.
> >
> > Was it Tina Minetti?"
> >
> > "I cannot say."
> >
> > "Was it Teresa Volpe?"
> >
> > "I'll never tell."
> >
> > "Was it Nina Capelli?"
> >
> > "I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."
> >
> > "Was it Cathy Piriano?"
> >
> > "My lips are sealed."
> >
> > "Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?"
> >
> > "Please, Father, I cannot tell you."
> >
> > The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very
> tight lipped, Johnny
> > Parisi, and I admire that.
> >
> > But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot
> be an altar boy now for
> > 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself."
> >
> > Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend
> Nino slides over and
> > whispers,
> >
> > "What'd you get?"
> >
> > "4 months vacation and five good leads."
>
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