[reelapeelin]

Those are great, Turbo ;D ;D ...here's another...


McGregor, after a hard Sat nite's drinkin', stumbles into the roadside grass and passes out, cold as a mackral...where two young lasses find him while comin' home from early Mass. Says one to the other, "I've always wondered what was under a man's kilt?"...so they have a look and thinkin' what they uncover to be rather cute, they tie a bonnie-blue ribbon from their hair around it and go along their way.

Later McGregor stumbles to his feet and to a tree to relieve himself...parting his kilt, he finds the blue-ribbon and says, "Don't know where ya been, Laddie, but looks like ya took 1st place!! ;D ...