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Subject: Gun slinger & the Prospector
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>>> Gunslinger& the Old Prospector
>>>
>>>An oldprospector walks his tired old mule into a western town one day.
>>>He'd been out in the desert forabout six months without a drop of
>>>whiskey.
>>>He walked up to the first saloonhe came to and tied his old mule to the
>>>hitch rail.
>>>
>>>As he stood there brushing someof the dust from his face and clothes, a
>>>gunslinger walked out of thesaloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle of
>>>whiskey in the other. Thegunslinger looked at the old man and laughed,
>>>saying, "Hey old man, have youever danced?"
>>>
>>>The old man looked up at thegunslinger and said, "No, I never did dance.
>>>I just never wanted to."
>>>
>>>A crowd had gathered by then andthe gunslinger said, "Well, you old fool,
>>>you're gonna' dance now," andstarted shooting at the old man's feet.
>>>
>>>The old prospector was hoppingaroun d and everybody was laughing.
>>>
>>>When the gunslinger fired hislast bullet, he holstered his gun and turned
>>>around to go back into thesaloon.
>>>
>>>The old man reached up on themule, drew his shotgun, and pulled both
>>>hammers back making a doubleclicking sound.
>>>
>>>The gunslinger heard the soundand everything got quiet.
>>>
>>>The crowd watched as thegunslinger slowly turned around looking down both
>>>barrels of the shotgun.
>>>
>>>The old man asked, "Did you ever kiss a mule square in the a$$?"
>>>
>>>The gunslinger swallowed hardand said,
>>>"No sir.....But it's somethin' I've always wanted to."
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