[reelapeelin]

The Rectum Stretcher
>>> > > While she was "flying" down the road yesterday, a woman passed over
>>> > > a
>>> > > bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying
>>> > > in
>>> > wait.
>>> > > The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic
>>> > > patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked "what's your hurry?"
>>> > > To which she replied, "I'm late for work."
>>> > > "Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"
>>> > > "I'm a rectum stretcher"
>>> > > "The cop stammered, " A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does
>>> > > a
>>> > > rectum stretcher do?"
>>> > > "Well", she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way
>>> > > up
>>> > > to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in.
>>> > > I work from side to side until I can g et both hands in, and then
>>> > > slowly
>>> > > but surely stretch it until it's about 6 feet wide."
>>> > > "And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot a$$hole?" he asked.
>>> > > "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."
>>> > >
>>> > > Traffic Ticket $95.00
>>> > > Court Costs: $45.00
>>> > > Look on the Cop's Face........... Priceless


Thought all the guys in BLUE (and one just out) would get a kick!!
>>> > >
>>> > >
;D