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One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers
>> did
>> for a living.
>>
>> All the typical answers came up -- fireman, mechanic, businessman,
>> salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.
>>
>> However, little Johnnie was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when
>> the
>> teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an
>> exotic
>> dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of
>> other men
>> and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is
>> really good he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night
>> for
>> money."
>>
>> The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the
>> other
>> children to work on some exercises and then took little Johnnie aside
>> to ask
>> him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," the boy said, He
>> works
>> for the Democratic National Committee and is helping to get
>> Hillary Clinton to be our next President, but I was too embarrassed to
>> say
>> that in front of the other kids."
>>
>>
>>