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An older couple is having dinner at a restaurant and the husband leans
>>> over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex
>>> together over fifty years ago? We went behind this very tavern, where
>>> you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you."
>>>
>>> "Yes", she says, "I remember it well."
>>>
>>> "Ok," he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can
>>> do it for old time's sake?"
>>>
>>> "Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but very good
>>> idea!", says t old woman.
>>>
>>> A police officer is listening n the next booth. He a chuckle to
>>> himself, thinking' "I've got to see these two old-timers having sex
>>> against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble."
>>> So he follows them.
>>>
>>> They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support, aided by
>>> walking sticks. Finally they get to the back of the tavern and make
>>> their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man
>>> drops his trousers. A she leans against the fence, the old man moves
>>> in. Suddenly, they erupt into the most furious sex that the watching
>>> policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes. Finally,
>>> they both collapse panting on the ground.
>>>
>>> The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life
>>> that he didn't know. After about half an hour of lying on the ground
>>> recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes
>>> back on.
>>>
>>> The policeman, still watching, thinks, "This was truly amazing. I've
>>> got to ask them what their secret is."
>>>
>>> As the couple passes, he says to them, "Excuse me, but that was
>>> something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there
>>> some sort of secret to this?"
>>>
>>> The old man says, "Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence"
>>>
>>>
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