[reelapeelin]

HILLARY'S FIRST NIGHT AS PRESIDENT
>>in January 2009
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>>Hillary Clinton gets elected President
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>>and is spending her first night in the White House.
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>>She has waited so long.......
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>>The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says,
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>>"How can I best serve my country?"
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>>Washington says,"Never tell a lie."
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>>"Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that."
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>>The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears... Hillary says,
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>>"How can I best serve my country?" Jefferson says,
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>>"Listen to the people."
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>>"Ohhh! I really don't want to do that."
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>>On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...
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>> Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
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>>Lincoln says,
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>>"Go to the theater."
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>> _____