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Subject: A woman's reasoning
>
> A woman went to her doctor. The doctor, after an examination, sighed
> and
> said, "I've some bad news. You have cancer, and you'd best put your
> affairs
> in order."
>
> The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into the
> waiting room, where her daughter had been waiting. "Well daughter, we
> women celebrate when things are good, and we celebrate when things don't
> go
> well. In this case, things aren't well. I have cancer. Let's head to
> the
> club and have a martini."
>
> After 3 or 4 martinis, the two were feeling a little less somber. There
> were some laughs and more martinis. They were eventually approached by
> some of the woman's old friends, who were curious as to what the two
> were
> celebrating.
>
> The woman told her friends they were drinking to her impending end. "I
> have been diagnosed with AIDS."
>
> The friends gave the woman their condolences and they had a couple of
> more
> martinis. After the friends left, the woman's daughter leaned over and
> whispered, "Momma, I thought you said you were dying of cancer and you
> just told your friends you were dying of AIDS."
>
> The woman said, "I am, but I don't want any of those *****es sleeping
> with
> your father after I'm gone."

Sheila M. Stewart






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