Hello everybody, I decided to drop by and introduce myself. Mrs Stinky Hooker here. Yes, I am the woman who was brave (or nutty) enough to marry THE Stinky Hooker. I chose, of sound mind, to spend the rest of my life with this man. Please pray for what is left of my sanity. 8)

Stinky has told me alot about you guys and the crazy things that go on around here. (mostly because of Stinky...) ;) I just wanted all of you to know that I have, in fact, seen this thread. And there are a few things I would like to set straight for you.....

1. The pink thongs that USED to be mine have been graciously given over to him to keep. As scary as it is for me to say, he has much more fun in them than I do. ;D

2. He does wear the pants when it comes to that lab. Sometimes I think his butthole must smell like porkchop to her. The amount of attention they give to each other is truly sickening. It makes me want to vomit. :-X

3. That is, however, where the pants-wearing ends for this man. Let it be known that I get anything I want and he stands at attention at the slightest look of fury from me. He says "yes maam" and "no maam" and every once in a while, if he's good, I might give him a few dollars of his paycheck to go play.

4. He likes it this way and would not be satisfied or happy with it if it were any other way. He is very attentive and treats me like a queen and because he does, I make it VERY worth his while. ;)

So have fun with the boys, honey. Act like the big man with the big balls. And after you get it out of your system, take out the garbage and fix me some dinner. 8)