OMG MY FIRST MATE JUST EMAILED ME. Reflecting upon my earlier writings, I've come to the conclusion that HE is right. I left out a few of the best details of the trip!
READ THIS!!
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hey man i went on wellcraftv20.com and read your post. very nice job, i love the shooting stars paragraph and then mpg formulation. everyone on there seems pretty cool. you did however miss a few things during your fishing report....
"On the final day of the trip, i, captain blue runner was some what irritated. The early incident with the motor and the lack of fish made for a long bumpy ride back. Because of my pisstivity level and being half drunk i decided to drive 30mph on the way back through the 7-8 foot seas. we hit one wave on a bad angle and my first mate cory was thrown a good 10-12 feet into the air and fell helpless back down. Fortunetly for first mate cory his fall was broken by his head which smashed into the exposed metal piece on the captains chair. I felt bad at first since the first mate had done such a great job all trip especially with his supurb gaffing abilities. But then i thought well thats what he gets for always wanting to rub wieners together."
and
"i captain blue runner wanted to go out drinking one night and my first mate had already passed out. I tried getting him up but to no sucess. it made me think of my former first mate chad "i run into buoys" beck. i said to my first mate "i can't wait for chad to get better" thinking this would get him motivated he sleepingly mumbled a f*** you and rolled back over"
and
"one of my crew by the name of causey was also on this trip. we call him causey, cause he always goes.hey..hey..hey..(with his fist pointed towards you waiting on a pound) more high fives than pounds this trip which was better for myself and the crew"
AND
"one day on the way back i decided to let my crew take over and take a nap in the cuddy cabin. the ride was bumby and i had eaten a lot of processed meats all day long. well i don't know how else to put this. i s*** myself"
I hope you like e'm. i'm heading to Lexington on saturday. holla at me.
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