ok, i also have a confession to make. im not really 43, im only 12. i havent even been bar mitzphah'd yet. the picture of me...
that is not facial hair. its chocolate sprinkles from a dunkin donut.
while we are confessing, my first name isnt really charlie. my middle name is charles, but i dont use my first name.
PHEW!!! that feels good to get it off my 12 year old hairless chest. >:(