[charlie_the_tuna]

hey blue and turbs, i (we northeners) take #31 and #32 as a collective slap in the face.
now we northeners must come up with our own list.
hey everybody north of the mason dixon, or whatever you southern boys use to separate us. help me comprise a list of the top 30 things a southern boy would most likely say.

allow me to begin.

30. hey clem, brush your tooth before bed.

29. hey bobbie-jo, far up that thar newfangled stovie thang. weez cookin indoors t'night.

28. ima takin my best girl, cousin essie-may to the hootinannie t'night.


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