yankees always say that, "we won the war" we won the war" well what did you win? freed the slaves? nahh, civil war actualy had little to do with slavery. ever heard of liberia? just like the first gulf war wasn't realy about helping the kuwaities, it was about oil. the civil war was about freedom. can someone tell us the difference between a federacy and a confederacy? it was federals against confederates, right? so... wad ya win?

two ladies wind up setting next to each other on a plane. one from the north. one from the south.after being seated the southern woman ask the northern woman "so, where ya headin?"
the northern lady looks down her nose, rolls her eyes, and replies "Hmmph, where i am from, we don't end a sentence with a prepasition!"
the southern woman replies "oh, well i am so sorry, WHERE YA HEADIN B!TCH"