been a gordon fan since he ran sprint cars. used to watch him and kinser battle it out and was amazed that a rookie could skool a wiley old veteran like kinser. in 93, when davey allison died, he quickly became my new favorite driver.

k willy, here ya go.
when my wife was pregnant we were on our way to the hospital. i cut through a shopping center parking lot that the exit came out +/- 100 ft from the hospital entrance.when i got to the road thier was an auto accident. just a fender bender. this is a 3 lane road and the accident was in the lane farthest from me. so thier were still 2 lanes clear. a officer was directing traffic, what little thier was. it was 11 at night and not many cars. the cop directing traffic was, when i got there, yelling at a car, "c'mon you stupid mfers, i said go" i pulled up and he flagged me to go right. the hospital entrance was to the left. i tryed to holler at him what was up but, he wouldn't shutup long enough to hear what i was saying. i proceeded left anyway and he jumped in front of the truck and starting screaming. thier is this thought that goes thrue my head from time to time, "great, i'm fixin to go to jail" just so happened another cop with a little sense walked up to the truck before i could get out. i told him what was up and he saw my wife crying in pain. he hollered to the cop to let us thrue. that we were having a baby. mace, as i like to call him, slammed his hand on my hood and said "i dont care if thier having a f'in cow. I SAID GO THAT WAY". i replied "i bet you move" i brought the 350 to life and well, he moved.
i was so close to the hospital that we were already inside b4 he showed up.we called ahead so we were alread on our way to the elevator when he caught up. he started cursing me immediatly. i told him to watch his language cause thier were kids present. he rode up on the elevator with us,yap yap yap. he walked down the halls with us, yap yap yap. when we got to the maternity ward he was told he could not enter. he cursed the nurse and came in anyway. all the way down the hall, yap yap yap. jen said "i wish he would just shut the hell up" i told her "he's a little b!tch and he aint gonna shutup till somebody knocks his teeth down his throat" so he told me to lay face down, i was going to jail for threatening a police officer. i said "i did not threaten you, i called you a little *****" he started to reach for his gun , yes, in the maternity ward. the hendrick hat spun around and i asked him :thiers 4 feet between us how fast are you" he promptly moved his hand away from his gun. thats when the nurse said thats it, i am calling security. she had told him to leave many times. my wife stepped between us and told him he had better leave me alone. so he pulled out his mace and threatened to mace us both and for us both to lay face down. i told him if he sprayed that mace the only person getting hurt was him. this was not a threat. it was a warning. i noticed in his shaking hand that the tip was pointed directly at his face,lol. secutity came over and the nurses led us to our room. he still wouldnt leave and was parked outside our door arguing with security and the nurses. one of the nurses informed us that they had already called the police and would be rid of him soon. i told her lt. chapman was a close friend of the family and was already on his way. he was riding with my mom and step dad to see the baby. then she took my wifes blood pressur and said we gotta get her pressure down or we may have a prob with the baby. that was it. i exploded out the door and before he could finish his little girly shriek he was toast. i was right, he was a little b!tch! cause he fell right to sleep. i was hoping to put at least a couple nots on his head. actualy, i wanted to beat him till the white meat showed! but, like i told the judge, i wanted him to shutup, and at that point, he was. i went back into the room and jen's blood pressure came down almost immediatly. thats all that matters.

oh yeah, i never saw the inside of a jail cell and he is looking for a job!