[LESTERUS]

HEY WILLY:

MY MOTHER ALWAYS TOLD ME: WHEN A MAN WITHOUT
A BADGE MEETS WITH THE MAN WITH A BADGE, THE SMALLER MAN WITHOUT IT NEEDS THE BIGGER TOILET.

IN OTHER WORDS, WHEN I GET STOPPED BY ANY POLICE OFFICER, IS "YES SIR, NO SIR" ALL THE WAY, AND WHEN THEY ASK YOU: "DO YOU KNOW WHY I'M STOPPING YOU?" YOU SAY: "NO SIR, BUT I'M SURE YOU'LL LET ME KNOW IN A HEART BIT"

LESTERUS