[Blue_Runner]

You got tore up!

So, have you painted your legs and nutsack with pink fingernail polish yet? I hear it really suffocates those chiggers!

I'll never forget my first chigger. I was 4 or 5 years old. It was right on the tip of my lil soldier. I woke up that morning scratching, only to notice the tell tell signs that I had been "chiggered" in a very bad place.

I promptly went to wake mom up, wooped it out and showed her. Having always heard that the chiggers bury themseleves in the skin, she got out the polish (red) and proceeded to kill that perverted chigger! This supposedly cuts off their air supply (didn't know they had noses).

After that, my little firehat was good to go but what a tragic thing for a young boy to go through. Oh the embarrassment! ;D