[reelapeelin]

Willy, we're in a pretty secluded place out here...the deer, turkeys and copperheads don't have much use for a Jet-Ski, so, while your well-intended suggestion is appreciated beyond measure, sadly it just won't work...

...on the other hand, you got me thinkin'...there are several neighborhoods around where it'd get stolen pretty quickly and I wouldn't even have to make a sign to go on it ;) ;D ...I could take the seat off and drop some fresh dog-poop into the hull and really surprise 'em :o ;D ...