and in math class his teacher drew three birds on a fence, on the chalk board. "now class" sha said "if thier are three birds setting on a fence, and you throw a rock and hit one, how many are left?"
little timmy raised his hand just as high as he could and franticly said "me,me,me, i know the answer".
the teacher looked around the room hoping someone else would raise there hand. finaly, she reluctantly called on timmy, "ok timmy lets here your answer"
"well teacher" timmy started with an air of confidence "i am a pretty good shot with a rock. and i know i'm gonna hit that bird when i throw it. and when i knock that bird on his butt, those other two are gonna fly away. so the answer is zero"
"well timmy" she replied "you got a point thier. but, if thier are 3 birds and you knock one off the fence then you got 2 birds left. so, 1 from 3 leaves 2. the correct answer is 2. but, i like the way your thinking!"
"well i got a question for you teacher" timmy said with a puzzled look on his face.
"ok timmy, go ahead"
"well, if thier are 3 women setting on a bench, and they all 3 got lolipops. ones chewwwinngg on it" he said real slow and drawn out like "ones lickinnngg on it, and ones suckinnnngg on it! wich one is married?"
well, the teacher got real embarresed and started to blush. then she reluctantly replied "the one thats sucking on it?"
"no teacher, the one with the wedding ring, BUT I LIKE THE WAY YOUR THINKING!"