i too nominate stinky for my region (deep south, gulf coast) since he has so much 'spunk'. i remember he once told me that he gets more done by 6 am than i do in a whole day. sounds like the man for the job to me!
and RAP, sry bud, but thats a big negative on the "Cajun Thong Snappers"!that sort of thing wouldnt realy fly around here. afraid it would just get us beat up on a regular basis. besides, i met stinky once, and being from Nawlins originaly i can tell you, that dude dont have a drop of coonass in him. he dang sure aint no cajun!