[Blue_Runner]

Two guys are in line at a bank when a third guy walks by in a very expensive looking three-piece suit. One guy says, "That a--hole must be a lawyer."
The well dressed dude walks over and says, "I heard that comment, and I strongly resent it."
The first speaker says, "Why, you a lawyer."
To which the dude replies, "Heck no, I'm an a--hole!"