First of all, Me, being Grand Pubah of the NSTT has to approve all inductees into the NSFT. As all of you are aware it requires a demonstrative lack of good taste, basic fishing skills (like not dropping your beer when you get a bite, thats alcohol abuse!), and you should play well with others. Aw forget the last one. And a substantial bribe wouldn't hurt either. Also, don't forget the ability to attract super models with ease. Like me and Brother Willy!
Second of all, I changed my avatar.
I'll be emailing out the instructions on the secret handshake soon
