[Skools Out]

At a world brewing convention in the States, the CEO's of various
brewing retired to the bar at the end of the first day's conference.

Bruce, CEO of Fosters, shouted to the barman: "In 'Strilya, we make the
best bladdy beer in the world, so pour me a bladdy Fosters, mate.

Auggie, CEO of Budweiser, calls out next: "In the States, we brew the
finest
beers of the world, and I make the king of them all,
gimme a Bud.

Hans steps up next: "In Germany ve invented das beer, ferdamt. Give me ein
Becks, ya ist der real King of beers, danke.

Paddy, CEO of Guinness, steps forward: "Barman, would ya give me a diet
Coke
wit ice and lemon. Tanks.
The others stare at him in stunned silence, amazement written all over
their
faces.

Eventually Bruce asks: "Are you not going to have a Guinness, Pat?
Paddy replies "Well, if you fookin' pansies aren't drinkin', then
neither am I!"