That's a serious bummer Franco. Deodorant must get expensive! (just kidding, most people in Maine wear deodorant. Seriously, we do. No honestly!) If your lakes don't freeze, then what do you race cars on in the winter? And don't tell me you iceboat on the local hockey arena, How do they get the wind in there? What do you do in the morning, just hop in your car and go? You mean to tell me that you don't like to take a blowtorch to the ground around your tires every once and a while? And most importantly, how do you keep the brewskies cold?

It must be tough to sweat in January without the help of a woodstove.