View Single Post
  #3  
Unread 12-08-2005, 09:49 PM
Skools Out's Avatar
Skools Out Skools Out is offline
God
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Graham / Emerald Isle, NC
Posts: 5,926
Default Re: Question???????

OK here it comes:


Q: What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians?
A: A licker cabinet.

Q: What do you call an Eskimo lesbian?
A: Klondyke.

Q: What do you call 100 lesbians with guns?
A: Militia Etheridge.

Q: Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?
A: Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.

Q: What is a lesbian dinosaur called?
A: Lickalotapuss.

Q: What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
A: Fur Traders.

Q: What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?
A: Well Hung.

Q: Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned?
A: She was found face down in Ricki Lake.

Q: How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?
A: Even the pool table doesn't have balls.

Q: What do you call lesbian twins?
A: Lick-a-likes.

Q: What's the definition of confusion?
A: Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.

Q: What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?
A: One's a snack cracker, the other's a crack snacker.
__________________




1978 V20 Cuddy w/ 225 Johnson. And Several other boat's
Reply With Quote