DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
40-ish................................49.
Adventurous.......................Slept with everyone.
Athletic...............................No breasts.
Average looking....................Moooo.
Beautiful..............................Pathologica l liar.
Emotionally Secure..............On medication.
Feminist..............................Fat.
Free spirit............................Junkie.
Friendship first......................Former $lut.
New-Age..............................Body hair in the wrong places.
Old-fashioned.......................No BJs.
Open-minded.......................Desperate.
Outgoing..............................Loud and Embarrassing.
Professional.........................B!tch.
Voluptuous..........................Very Fat.
Large frame.........................Hugely Fat.
Wants Soul mate.................Stalker.
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1978 V20 Cuddy w/ 225 Johnson. And Several other boat's
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