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Ashes to Ashes
Dust to Dust
If it wasnt for Ford
Our Tools would Rust

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Racing in a Ford is like the special Olympics, even if you win you're still a retard.
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A guy walks into a service station and says to the attendant
"hey have you got a gas cap for a ford?"
and the attendant says "yeah sure sounds like a fair swap"
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Q: What does a ford and a tampon have in common?
A: They both come with tow ropes.

Q: What does the GT stand for on a Ford?
A: Glued together!

Q: How do you double the value of a Ford?
A: Put gas in it

Did you know that 98% of all Fords ever built are still on the road?
The other 2% made it home!!

Q: What do you call someone who buys a secondhand ford?
A: Scrap Dealer
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Keep our motorways clear, beautiful and user friendly.
So leave your Ford at home
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Ford...At least they circled the problem.

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WHY DID FORD PUT HEATERS IN THE TAILGATES OF THEIR NEW TRUCKS?
To keep their hands warm when they are pushing the truck into the shop.

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WHY DID FORD PUT HEATERS IN THE TAILGATES OF THEIR NEW TRUCKS?
To keep their hands warm when they are pushing the truck into the shop.

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HOW IS A GOLF BALL DIFFERENT FROM A FORD?
You can drive a golf ball 200 yards!
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FORD ACRONYMS:

Fix Or Repair Daily

Found On Road Dead

Backwards... Driver Returns On Foot

Factory Ordered Road Disaster

Factory Ordered Rebuilt Dodge(Datsun)

Flip Over Read Directions

Four Old Rusted Doors

Fixed On Race Day

Ford Owner Really Dumb

For Only Retarded Drivers

Flipped Over Russian Dunebuggy

Found On Russian Dump

For Off Road Death

it Freaking Only Runs Downhill

Fat Old Rusted Dog

Frigin Oakies Really Dig it

Funky Old Road Dog

Found On Roadside's Destroyed

Backwards...Don't Ride Over Fifty