Now I wasnt gonna do this... But oh well... it's good fun

Cheap
Hardly
Efficient
Virtually
Runs
On
Luck
Every
Time

C ondition
H opeless
E ntire
V ehicle
R uns
O n
L eftover
E ngine
T echnology

G ay
M an's
C hevrolet

Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques

Chevrolet - Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips

Q. How do you improve the appearance of a Chevy?
A. Park it between two Fords

Q. What did the auto parts counterman say when the customer said, "I'll take a set of wiper blades for my Chevy"?
A. Sounds like a fair trade.

Q. How do you make a Chevy accelerate 0-60 mph in less than 15 seconds?
A. Push it off a cliff.