[Skools Out]

FEMALE *POEM

I want a *man that's handsome, smart and strong *One who loves to listen
long, *One who *thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I want him to *be gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash, he not be annoyed.
Pulls *out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! *For a man that makes love to my mind, and knows what to answer to "How
big is my behind?"
I want that this man love me to no end, *And always be my very best friend.




MALE *POEM

I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a bass boat. *I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a *sh!t.