[chumbucket]

A woman goes into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some cyanide. The pharmacist says, "Cyanide! I can't give you that. It's a deadly poison." She says, "I've got to have some." He says, "what do you need it for?" The woman says, "I'm going to poison my husband for cheating on me." The pharmacist says, "If I give you some and you kill your husband, you and I will both go to jail." She says, "he's cheating with your wife." The pharmacist jumps right up and says, "Why didn't you tell me you had a perscription!"