[reelapeelin]

Home after a stint in the Army, the ex-soldier was tellin' his friend, ''They sent me to jump-school; I told them I wasn't gonna jump outta any airplane...after all the schooling we flew up and everybody else jumped and I told the jump-master I wasn't gonna jump. He grabbed his crotch and said he was gonna stick it straight up my rear-end if I didn't jump!'' Buddy says, "Didja jump?"

"Just a little at first!''