[chumbucket]

An elderly man and a woman are sitting in the garden at the rest home where they reside. The old man says, "You know what I miss the most from my youth? Sex." The old woman says, "you're way too old to be having sex." He says, "yeah, but it would be nice to at least have someone hold my nortons once in a while." She says, "I can do that for ya." And she does so for a while and they agree to meet there several times a week for some norton holding. One day, the old man doesn't show up so she goes looking for him. She found him in another part of the garden with another woman holding his nortons. She says, "You son of a bit@h. What does she have that I don't?" The old man replies, "Parkinsons Disease." ;D