[Blue_Runner]

Speaking of messy going down the road, I'll never forget the time back when my dad chewed red man tobacco. We were headed down the road in his "Ranchero" (just like an el Camino). Anyway, he had a big chaw in and the spit had built up somewhat when all of a sudden, out of nowhere, with great force, he sneezed and blew his chaw all over the dash, windshield, etc. etc. LMFA completely off!!! Although he wasn't too amused ;D