Lord Skools, I wonder if maybe some day you could take a photo sequence of the blocks onto trailer trick. I'm training to be a magician like you someday.

In terms of bogus jobs, I work on a ferry. We have time off in between runs to polish, change gear oil, clean the windshields, and so on. The owners don't know that to do all of that would only take 45 minutes, so we end up going home, or taking her out for "sea trials" which consist of anchoring and swimming.