[THEFERMANATOR]

The World's ShortestBooks:

THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
ByJane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan.
Illustrated by Michael Moore

MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS &
HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
By Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton

THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
By Hillary Clinton

Sequel:
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
By Bill Clinton

MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE
By Osama Bin Laden

THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
By Bill Gates

THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
ByDennis Rodman

THINGS I KNOW TO BE TRUE
By Al Gore & John Kerry

AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC
A COLLECTION of
MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
By Dr. J Kevorkian

ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE
ByEllen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnel

GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
ByMike Tyson

THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
By O.J. Simpson

HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE OVER BRIDGES
By Ted Kennedy

MY BOOK OF MORALS
ByBill Clinton
With introduction by The Rev. Jesse Jackson

AND, JUST ADDED :
Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy!
By Nancy Pelosi